Mortgage Wanker Keyring


The perfect keyring for your first home’s keys

In stock (can be backordered)

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    • 3 £
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SKU: KEY-31 Categories: ,
Brand: Stamped With Love


You’ve lived at your parents well into your 30’s, you’ve scrimped and saved, you’ve not treated yourself to anything special for years and now you have finally managed to afford your very own place.  You are finally a Mortgage Wanker!

Your own Home Sweet Home, your own front door, no Mum walking in on you during “special time” or you Dad tutting when you come in late on a Friday night.  Your very own home!

What better way to celebrate than with this awesome keyring?  Hang it on your keys with pride; show it to all your mates (especially those still living with their parents) and prove to everyone just how grown up you are.  What doesn’t say grown up more than a keyring with the word Wanker stamped on it?

Handmade With Love

Hand stamped using our gorgeous Gloria font with ‘Mortgage Wanker’ and finished with a lovely house stamp (OK it’s probably bigger than yours but whose checking?).  It is made from aluminium and measures approximately 50mm x 17mm

Supplied on a super strong stainless steel jump ring to keep it secured on your brand new house key.  Go on, you know you want to!  It’s cheaper than a bottle of plonk!

Packaged With Love

Our items are packaged in a paper bag and then in a sturdy large letter postage box, both of which can be recycled or reused.  You can choose to send your item in a gift box above and add a free gift message if you wish.

We send your order using Royal Mail via standard 1st class post which is free, you can choose to upgrade this to a signed for service for a small fee. We also ship internationally.

If you wish to personalise this item with your own text, why not drop us a message so we can discuss creating a totally unique item for you.

What is Metal Stamping?

Metal Stamping is where each individual letter, number and design stamp is placed onto the metal blank and then gently hit with a hammer to leave an impression in the metal that can then be coloured.

Each metal that we use comes with its own unique challenges as they are all different densities. 

We are able to use all number of different style fonts and design stamps to create unique and special gifts for all occasions.  As it is done by hand, some of the characters might be out of line giving the product a completely unique look but that is part of the joy of them being hand crafted.


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All orders are shipped via 1st Class post in the UK and via International Tracked for International Orders. You can choose to upgrade this at checkout but please be aware this will not mean your order is dispatched sooner. We make orders strictly in the order we recieve them for fairness.

However if you need your item by a specific date please let us know when you order and we will see what we can do. Lead times can be up to 15 working days especially at busy time (Fathers Day and Christmas).

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