Cunty McCuntface Keyring


Does it get any ruder than this?

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Total Price: £27.91
SKU: KEY-420 Categories: ,
MPN: KEY-420
Brand: Stamped With Love


When you’re at the pub and you need to find your keys, what do you do? Well, if you’re like the rest of us, then it’s time for some off-the-cuff filth! The perfect little keyring for any boat enthusiast.

Our Cunty McCuntface keyring is a parody of the much-loved Boat story. It’s a great gift for anybody who’s been in the mood to giggle at some naughty humour, or find a funny gift for that someone who doesn’t need much! We all know about the Boat story and this deliciously rude and crude keyring is a little homage to that famous vessel.

Handmade With Love

Made from aluminium, our keyring measures approximately 31mm and we carefully hand-stamp the text using our ‘Love Somebody’ font.

We then tumble to a high shine and attach it to a keyring with a super-strong stainless steel jump ring.  Attached to this is a fab faux suede tassel, the colour will be chosen at random but if you want a specific colour please let us know when you check out.

Gifted With Love

If you wish to change the wording on this item, why not drop us a message so we can discuss creating a unique item for you.

Complete the gift experience further by adding a personal free message or opt to send in a gift box!

We Also Do…

Perhaps this doesn’t quite float your boat (see what we did there!?!), maybe you could create your own keyring?

Packaged With Love

Stamped With Love items are expertly packaged in a recyclable paper bag, before being transferred into a letterbox size box.  We encourage you to reuse or recycle as much of our packaging as possible.

We can ship anywhere in the world so why not surprise someone today.

Stamped With Love Promise

Whatever you choose, you can be certain that your purchase will be a thoughtful gift.  We guarantee to use only the highest quality materials to create a keepsake that will be treasured for years to come.

What is Metal Stamping?

When metal stamping, each letter, number and design stamp is placed onto the metal blank and then gently hit with a hammer to leave an impression in the metal that can then be coloured.

Each metal that we use comes with its own unique challenges as they are all different densities. Using several different style fonts and design stamps can create unique and special gifts for all occasions.

Done by hand, some of the characters might be out of line giving the product a unique look but that is part of the joy of them being handcrafted!

About the Company

At Stamped With Love, we create bespoke gifts for extraordinary people to create for all occasions.  We have been lovingly creating gorgeous hand stamped gifts since 2015.

Browse our full range and find out how you can ‘leave your mark’.

*Price is for 1 keyring.


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